07/08/2002 "The Shellfish Agenda" "The eating of shellfish is explicitly prohibited in Lev. 11:10, the same book that names menstruating women, homosexuals, and those who eat owls as "unclean" abominations before God. But read the newspaper: there is hardly a day that goes by that there isn't an advertisement for a seafood restaurant, a veritable house of sin, or a store offering cocktail shrimp, clams, or other absolutely sinful foods.
The shellfish-eaters' agenda has landed them the highest positions in Congress, and even the presidency. Open shellfish-eaters are allowed to be scoutmasters, and have even been granted the same rights as the True Christian non-shellfish-eaters to marry and adopt children." [full article text here]