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07/08/2002
"The Shellfish Agenda"

"The eating of shellfish is explicitly prohibited in Lev. 11:10, the same book that names menstruating women, homosexuals, and those who eat owls as "unclean" abominations before God.  But read the newspaper: there is hardly a day that goes by that there isn't an advertisement for a seafood restaurant, a veritable house of sin, or a store offering cocktail shrimp, clams, or other absolutely sinful foods.

The shellfish-eaters' agenda has landed them the highest positions in Congress, and even the presidency.  Open shellfish-eaters are allowed to be scoutmasters, and have even been granted the same rights as the True Christian non-shellfish-eaters to marry and adopt children."
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