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07/25/2002
"Who Would You Kill on Six Feet Under?"

wwyk_120 (3k image)Who Would You Kill? is the most important website ever, at least according to them. WWYK began as a silly game to pass time on long road trips and has evolved into a funny little site that spotlights the cast of a classic (or soon-to-be-classic) television show and asks the age old question, "Who Would You Kill if you were a writer on this show?"

Readers select the cast member that has caused them the most anguish and loss of tooth enamel, and then creatively describe how that cast member should be killed off on the show. I chose Gabe on HBO's "Six Feet Under". Here is how it would happen in the third season opener:
 Billy comes over to help Claire take some photographs for a school project. The two end up downstairs in the embalming room, kissing, groping and getting it on.

Claire and Billy stumble backward in a moment of passion, accidentally moving a sheet draped over the body on the embalming table. The sheet falls to the floor revealing Gabe's dead stare, his face blue from a drug overdose.

Claire screams, Billy comes with a silly look on his face and Clare's mother Ruth walks in carrying a flower pot.



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gabe (ok, the actor who plays him) gets killed in the second episode of buffy.
oh, and i'd so kill brenda. in a very mundane and quick hair dryer incident.
Posted by Kristen
Monday, August 5, 2002 at 02:01 PM EST



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